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I’m so mad right now!!!! I’ve been getting shit from everyone all day and it’s so exhausting trying not to retaliate or trying to brush it off especially when it’s 10 people against you.
Normally when it’s everyone against me I’d try to step back and think, is it them or is it me? But no, in this case it’s not me! I didn’t do anything wrong!
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I have never seen grape ice cream.
Actually, i know why this is:
Grapes contain a a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.
But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?
Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”
“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”
Yeah.
tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.
holy fuck
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I live in a house where I get no respect. I can’t do laundry without my brother going out of his way to take it out of the washer and dump it on the floor getting it dirty again. I can’t find a 24 hour laundromat near me and there’s no where I can go to clean my shit that I need for tomorrow
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why is tumblr recommending themselves on their own app…
if they have their own ads on their own website they get ad revenue from themselves its infinite money
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i can’t believe ash ketchum got assassinated in the very first episodeHonestly the whole first episode of Pokemon was just ash getting roasted constantly and pikachu laughing his ass off
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